YOUNG....I just found out they are selling the pool table!!!!! WTF?!?!?! That's the reason I picked this apartment. Now what can I say is the best feature....the recessed lighting?!?!?! Yea right.....OK....I'm close to digressing....
I was really looking forward to playing pool. See, I really like playing pool, (among other things) and the idea of having the opportunity to play for free whenever I want then have it stripped away from is like them treating me like the white couple treated Richard Pryor and his family in the movie Moving!?!? For my guys out there, I know you understand my pain....KD has been gleaming all over since she heard the news...."More space"...yea yea yea....
So I have a couple of options here:
1) I can just play more frequently then I planned until they sell it
2) damage it so they have a hard time selling it....
3) flat out buy the joint
Aight....the truth of the matter is, and for those that know me, I'm too grown of a man to damage another person's property, so of course that was an option for the birds!!! So maybe I can just play more even if it means less PRECIOUS QT (more on that later) with the wifey. She'll understand right??? She understands I need to sharpen up on my pool skills before it's too late, right??
Oh, and what about option three you asked??? This thing weighs about as much as the house!!! I tried lifting it and I almost fainted while busting a vein. When I'm really ready to have a pool table, mine will be better! What would you expect from a Leo??? OK...(truthfully)...buying it would defeat the purpose of moving here in the first place. Now I digress....
REIGN
3 comments:
Lol. This was funny. I love reading blogs from guys' perspectives. :)
Thanks a lot! I wasn't sure people would get the humor, but I'm glad someone did! (REIGN)
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