Ten Reasons Why I Beat KD at Connect Four

10. It was the new version with different ways to play, and I practiced all of them before playing her.

9. I distracted her by my charm.

8. She was looking at TV when we played.

7. She doesn't know my history with this game.

6. She is pregnant.

5. I didn't beat her, I demolished her.

4. I'm good at what I do. Everything.

3. She claimed I got lucky.

2. Today was a good day!

1. It's payback for Monopoly

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